Ravenkingx

There once was a man named Donald Trump and a lady named Hillary Clinton. They were both running for president of the United States. After Trump was elected POTUS him and Clinton put all their differences aside they decided to meet up at a hotel and get down and dirty. Donald Trump put his peepee up her voo voo. She was pregnant and gave birth to Donald "Trump" Clinton. Donald Clinton grew up, became president and did what his father never could. He finally made America great again!

Dre had just left from KFC. He then went to his friend Fanna's house. "Want some chicken?" Dre asked. "Sure." Fanna responded. "The bone?" Dre asked. "Yeah sure." Fanna said. Dre grabbed her and took her to the bedroom. "What about the bone?" Fanna asked. "You wanted the bone, and you're gonna get the small- I mean long bone in my pants up your pu- (sorry not using bad words in my stories  ) vong vong." He shoved his bone up her vong vong. "OHHHH YEAH" Fanna moaned. "Do you like that?" Dre exclaimed. One day later, Fanna woke up and there was a note on her forehead. "Dear Fanna, I only used you just so I can bang you, now that I got what I wanted we never have to see each other ever again, well unless you wanna do it again hit me up." From Dre. "FUUUUUUU- DRE YOU FINGER LICKIN- KFC CHICKEN BOY I HATE YOU!" Fanna was so bad she went to Dre's house and she planted crystal bombs all over his house. She hid behind the tree next to Dre's house and waited till' he got back home. It was 5:30 when Dre got home from his cancerous war group training. He opened the door and the house blew up, killing Dre. Fanna started laughing maniacally. She went back to her house and took a pregnancy test. She scored a positive. 9 months later she was giving birth but she decided to get an abortion. Fanna regret killing her baby so she slipped into crippling depression. She eventually killed herself 1 year later. All this was Dre's fault. Rip Fanna

After the "Great War" of the Bickhamian's vs the Albino Rhino's, Flip met a girl named Fanna. Flip was in love with Fanna, and Fanna loved him also. One day, Flip decided to ask Fanna out. Fanna said yes, and took him to a hotel. Fanna opened her legs, and Flip stuck his tiny dong inside of her. 9 months later, Flip and Fanna gave birth to a boy named Damian and he had special powers. He was able to shoot crystals out of his hands and blast fire from his butthole. THE END!

 N opened the door to his hotel room, inside was a boy, aka Flip. "Flip!" He exclaimed. Flip grinned. "Listen, N.." He started."I love you.." Flip whispered. N's eyes widened. "N-No! You kn-know I can't!" Flip smiled. "It's true.." He then looked up."N, will you /marry/ me?" N felt tears in his eyes. "I-I..." Tears splashed onto the furry rug. "O-Of course!" He yelled. N and Flip hugged, and soon started to make out.
 To be continued.. N and Flip walked into the bedroom. Flip got on the bed and N went behind him and then N started sticking it in. "ahhhh faster!!!" Flip shouted. N continued, going faster by the minute. 12 months later, N and Flip gave birth to a boy named (???)

It was a cold night.... Ancient was in his room, then he got a knock on his door. "Come in" Ancient said. Freeze came into his room. "Hello Ancient," Freeze said. "Oh, hey" Ancient replied. Ancient was on his bed, then Freeze asked, "Can I join you?" Freeze just jumped onto the bed and scooted Ancient over. "Whatcha doing?" Freeze asked. "Nothing." Ancient replied. Ancient laid on his stomach, and Freeze took off Ancient's clothes and he took  off his and then things got nasty. Freeze started sticking his dong into's Ancient's butthole. "WTF" Ancient screamed out. "Shut up and enjoy it" Freeze said and smiled evilly. A ugly long necked man named Flip popped into the room and started smacking Ancient in the head with a baseball bat full of spikes. Flip was hitting Ancient so hard one of his eyes popped out of its socket. Freeze started crying and looked up at the sky, pounding his fists on the wall. Freeze grabbed the shotgun he knew Ancient kept under his bed and noscoped Flip, killing him instantly. Freeze was happy he got his revenge and then after this day, Freeze became thirsty for blood over the death of his new boyfriend, Ancient. Freeze was eventually arrested and sentenced to life in prison.